Shaz▲▼r

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Well that did not go as I had hoped it would at all… Not even sure what to do now

i just realized the Benedict Cumberbatch joke could be a premise for a monty python skit

shezowask:

“hello my name is Benedict Cumberbatch and i-“

“im sorry, who are you?

“Benedict Cumberbatch”

“bennyflirp bandersnatch?”

“no, Benedict Cumberbatch”

“renalick cucumberpatch?”

“no, BEN-E-DICT CUMB-ER-BATCH”

“eat a duck. come for lunch?”

“no.. gah.. ENGLISHMAN SILLYNAME!

“OH! Benedict Cumberbatch! Well why dident you say so!”

We all have that one mutual follower we try to impress with every post.

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rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

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HAVE I JUST FUCKED IT ALL UP I DON’T KNOW THIS IS PAINFUL.