when u say something funny by accident so ppl want to be your friend
time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
There is a time and place for decaf coffee. Never and in the trash.
same goes for instant (via fuckthereallife)
I wonder if killing yourself is the only thing you can control in your entire life, and that’s why it’s a sin. Because you’re beating God at his own game.
Pete Wentz (via unfriendlyasiangirl)
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Spittin’ on these hoes.
this film fucked me up